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The
child was a typical four-year-old girl -- cute, inquisitive, bright as a
new penny. When she expressed difficulty in grasping the concept of
marriage, her father decided to pull out his wedding photo album, thinking
visual images would help. One page after another, he pointed out the bride
arriving at the church, the entrance, the wedding ceremony, the
recessional, the reception, etc.
'Now do you understand?' he asked.
'I think so,' she said, 'is that when mommy came to work for us?' |
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The
telephone rings in the principal's office at a school.
'Hello, this is Dunn Elementary,' answers the principal.
'Hi. Jimmy won't be able to come to school all next week,' replies the
voice.
'Well, what seems to be the problem with him?'
'We are all going on a family vacation,' says the voice, 'I hope it is all
right.'
'I guess that would be fine,' says the principal. 'May I ask who is
calling?'
'Sure. This is my father!' |
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A boy
asks his father to use the car and the father replies 'No, not until you
cut your hair!'. The boy replies 'But father...Jesus had long hair!' to
which his father says, 'Yeah, but Jesus walked everywhere.' |
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Son:
Mum, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me to give up my
seat for a lady.
Mum: Well you did the right thing, Johnny.
Son: But Mum, ... I was sitting on Daddy's lap!! |
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'Mummy, that dentist wasn't painless like he advertised.'
'Why, did he hurt you?'
'No! but he yelled just like any other dentist when I bit his finger.' |
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