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Mother
: 'What are you writing Ram?'
Ram : 'I'm writing a Letter to Baby Sham'
Mother : 'But you don't know to write!'
Ram : 'So What?, Anyway Sham don't know to read, That's why'. |
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Chiman's son and two of his friends were heading home from school one day
when one started the time-honored game of
paternal one-upmanship.
He said, 'My dad's way faster than any of yours, he can bowl a 90-kmph
fast ball and run and catch it just after it crosses
the wickets at striker's end!'
One of the other boys said, 'Oh yeah? Well, my dad can shoot a bullet from
his gun and run to the target and hold it up to
make sure the bullrt hits the bulls eye!'
Chiman's son said, 'Your dads don't even come close to being faster than
mine. My dad works for the government, and
even though he works every day until 5:00 he gets home at 4:00!' |
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A
woman was at the beach with her children when her four-year-old son ran
up, grabbed her hand and led her to the shore
where a sea gull lay dead in the sand. 'Mommy, what happened to him?' the
boy asked. 'He died and went to heaven,'
she replied. The boy thought for a moment and then said, 'And God threw
him back down?' |
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The
father of five children had won a toy at a raffle. He called his kids
together to ask which one should have the present.
'Who is the most obedient?' he asked. 'Who never talks back to mother? Who
does everything she says?'
Five small voices answered in unison. 'Okay, daddy, you get the toy.' |
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One
summer evening a young son came in while his parents were setting the
table for supper. Quite surprisingly, he asked if he could help.
His mother said, 'No, but I appreciate your asking.'
The child responded, 'Well, I appreciate your saying no.' |
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