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Santa
singh and Banta singh were always boasting of their parents achievements
to each other.
Santa singh : 'Have you ever heard of the Suez Canal?'
Banta singh : 'Yes, I have'
Santa singh : 'Well, my father dug it.'
Banta singh : 'That's nothing, have you ever heard of Dead sea?'
Santa singh : 'Yes, I have.'
Banta singh : 'Well, my father killed it.' |
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Father
to son after exam: 'Let me see your report card.'
Son: 'My friend just borrowed it. He wants to scare his parents.' |
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TWO
FRIENDS , RAJU & VINOD WERE DISCUSSING ABOUT THE BRAVERY OF THEIR FATHERS
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RAJU : My father is a great hunter . Yesterday he got a medal for hunting
man-eaters of Rajasthan .
VINOD : But ! According to my knowledge there are no man-eaters in
Rajasthan .
RAJU : Oh, you fool ! , This is because my father has killed them all. |
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Matt's
dad picked him up from school one afternoon. Knowing the parts for the
school play were supposed to be posted today, he asked his son if he got a
part.
Matt enthusiastically announced that he'd gotten a part. 'I play a man
who's been married for twenty years.'
'That's great, son. Keep up the good work and before you know it they'll
be giving you a speaking part. |
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A
farmer in the country discovered that some kids had been stealing fruit
from his watermelon patch. So he put up a sign that read 'WARNING! ONE OF
THESE WATERMELONS CONTAINS RAT POISON!'
The farmer returned to the patch a week later and discovered that all of
his watermelons were still there, but he found another sign that read 'NOW
TWO OF THEM DO!' |
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