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grandfather and granddaugher were sitting and talking when the young girl
asked, 'Did God make you, Grandpa?'
'Yes, God made me,' the grandfather answered.
A few minutes later, the little girl asked him, 'Did God make me too?'
'Yes, He did,' the older man answered.
For a few minutes, the little girl seemed to be studying her grandpa, as
well as her own reflection in the mirror, while her grandfather wondered
what was running through her mind. At last she spoke up.
'You know, Grandpa,' she said, 'God's doing a lot better job lately.' |
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certain little girl, when asked her name, would reply, 'I'm Mr.
Sugarbrown's daughter.'
Her mother told her this was wrong and that she must say, 'I'm Jane
Sugarbrown.'
The vicar spoke to her in Sunday School and said, 'Aren't you Mr.
Sugarbrown's daughter?'
She replied, 'I thought I was, but mother says I'm not.' |
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Man :
How old is your father ?
Boy : As old as me
Man : How can that be ?
Boy : He became a father only when I was born |
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Son :
Daddy, have you ever been to Egypt?
Father : No. Why do you ask that?
Son : Well, where did you get mummy then? |
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day, shortly after the birth of their new baby, the mother had to go out
to run some errands.
The proud papa stayed home to watch his wonderful new son.
Soon after the mother left, the baby started to cry.
The father did everything he could think of doing, but the baby wouldn't
stop crying.
Finally, the dad got so worried that he decided to take the infant to the
doctor.
After the doctor listened to the father relate all that he had done to get
the baby to stop crying, the doctor began to examine the baby's ears,
chest and then down to the diaper area.
When he undid the diaper, he found that the diaper was indeed full.
'Here's the problem', the Dr. said, 'He needs to be changed!'
The father was very perplexed, 'But the diaper package says it is good for
up to 10 lbs.!' |
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