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door-to-door salesman calls a house and a little boy answers the phone
whispering 'Hello?' 'Yes' the salesman says, 'May I speak to your Mother?'
'No' says the boy still whispering 'She is busy' 'OK may I speak to your
Father' 'No, he's busy too.' 'Well is there anybody else there?' asks the
salesman 'Yes.' the boy whispers, 'There are 5 cops and 15 firemen.' 'Well
son, let me speak to one of the cops. 'I can't', says the boy, 'they are
all busy.' 'Ok, how about one of the firemen ?' 'No' the boy whispers,
'they are all busy.' 'What the hell are they doing?' asks the salesman
'Well', the boy whispers 'right now they're looking for me.' |
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A kid was
playing with his newly bought play train. After every turn was completed
the kid stopped the train and shouted,
'Station aa
gaya
hai! Jis ULLU KE PATHEY ko utarna hai utar jaey!'
Then he let the train go on the round and stopped it again at the same
place. He shouted,
'Station aa
gaya
hai! Jis ULLU KE PATHEY ko utarna hai utar jaey!'
And so it went for sometime. Everytime the train stopped the kid would
scream the same sentence. His Dad, sitting near him, got a little worried
about the kid using bad language. He took the train away from him and
scolded the child, 'Don't talk like that!'
The kid sat silently for sometime and Dad couldn't bear to see the sad
innocent face. He returned the train back to him saying, 'Now son, don't
talk like that again.'
The kid started playing. The train took the same turn and stopped and the
kid shouted,
'Station aa
gaya
hai! Jis ULLU KE PATHE ko utarna hai utar jaey! Pehley se hee ek ULLU KE
PATHEY ke waja se train aadha ghanta late ho gaee hai!' |
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'What
did u get?' asked his father.
'My marks are under water,' said the boy.
'What do u mean 'under water'?'
'They are all below 'C' level' |
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My
husband and I took our two-year-old daughter, Madison, to the
home-improvement store.
Madison got tired of walking, so my husband let her ride on his shoulders.
As he walked, Madison began pulling his hair.
Although he asked her to stop several times, she kept on yanking away at
his mane.
Getting annoyed, he scolded, 'Madison! Stop that!'
'But, Daddy,' she replied, 'I'm just trying to get my gum back. |
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The
effect of TV advertising on young viewers can be gauged from this version
of part of the Lord's Prayer, as rendered by a small boy: Give us this day
our oven fresh, slow baked, vitaminenriched, protein packed, nourishing,
delicious, wholemeal daily bread! |
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