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Raju:
I thought there was a choice for lunch today. .
Cook: There is.
Raju: No, there isn't. There's only cheese pie.
Cook: You can choose to eat it or leave it. |
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'Why
are you crying, Priya?' asked her teacher.
'Because Vidya is broken my new doll,' she cried.
'How did she do that?'
'I hit her on the head with it.' |
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'Keep
that dog out of my garden. It smells disgusting!' a neighbor said to a
small boy one day.
The boy went home to tell everyone to stay away from the neighbor's garden
because of the smell! |
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A boy
came home from school and his dad asked, 'Have you had your homework
marked yet ?'
The boy replied 'Yes, but I'm afraid that you didn't do very well' !
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A
little boy wanted $100 badly and prayed for two weeks but nothing
happened.
Then he decided to write GOD a letter requesting the $100. When the postal
authorities received the letter addressed to GOD USA, they decided to send
it to President Clinton.
The President was so impressed, touched, and amused that he instructed his
secretary to send the little boy a $5.00 bill.
President Clinton thought this would appear to be a lot of money to a
little boy. The little boy was delighted with the $5.00 and sat down to
write a thank you note to GOD, which read:
Dear GOD,
Thank you very much for sending the money but, I noticed that for some
reason you had to send it through Washington D.C. and, as usual, those
jerks deducted $95.00.. |
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