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Matt's
dad picked him up from school to take him to a dental appointment. Knowing
the parts for the school play were supposed to be posted today, he asked
his son if he got a part.
Matt enthusiastically announced that he'd gotten a part. 'I play a man
who's been married for twenty years.'
'That's great, son. Keep up the good work and before you know it they'll
be giving you a speaking part.' |
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Boy:
Mom, mom I've just swallowed a spider.
Mom: Shall I get the doctor to give you something for it?
Boy: No, let it starve to death. |
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A little
boy went up to his father and asked:
'Dad, where did all of my intelligence come from?'
The father replied: 'Well, son, you must have gotten it from your mother,
'cause I still have mine.' |
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Boy
Scouts from the city were on a camping trip. The mosquitoes were so
fierce,
the boys had to hide under their blankets to avoid being bitten.
One of them saw some lightning bugs and said to his friend, 'We might as
well
give up. They are coming after us with flashlights.' |
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Uncle
Banta noticed that his nephew Santa was watching him the whole time.
'Why are you always looking at me?' he asked.
'I was just wondering when you were going to do your trick,' replied
Santa.
'What trick?' enquired Uncle Banta.
'Well, Mom and Dad say you drink like a fish.' |
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