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When
Dad came home he was astonished to see Vishal sitting on a horse, writing
something.
'What on earth are you doing there?' he asked.
'Well, teacher told us to write an essay on our favorite animal.
That's why I'm here and that's why Vicky's sitting on the goldfish bowl!' |
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Vishal
was telling Vicky of his plans to make a lot of money. 'I intend to buy a
dozen swarms of bees and every morning at dawn I'm going to let them into
the park opposite my house to spend all the day making honey, while I
relax.' 'But the park doesn't open until nine o'clock,' protested Vicky.
'I realize that,' said Vishal, 'but I know where there's a hole in the
fence.' |
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The
children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to persuade
them each to buy a copy of the group picture.
'Just think how nice it will be to look at it when you are all grown up
and say, 'There's Jennifer; she's a lawyer,' or 'That's Michael, he's a
doctor.''
A small voice, Johnny's, from the back of the room rang out, 'And there's
the teacher; ...she's old and wrinkled' |
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Tim
once took his small cousin with him while he went fishing: When he
returned, he was looking very fed up. 'I'll never do that again,' he
complained to his Dad. 'Did she frighten off the fish?' enquired Dad.
'No,' replied Tim. 'She sat on the bank and ate all my maggots.' |
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Raju
knocked on the door of his friend's house. When his friend's mother
answered he said, 'Can Ramu come out to play?' 'No,' said the mother,
'it's too cold.' 'Well, then,' said Raju, 'can his football come out to
play?' |
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