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The
little kid sat on the side of the road with a fishing line down the drain.
Feeling sorry for him, and wanting to humor him, a lady gave him 50 cents,
and kindly asked 'How many have you caught?' 'You're the tenth this
morning,' was the reply. |
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Father: Would you like me to help you with your homework?
Son: No, thanks, I'd rather get it wrong by myself. |
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FIRST
FRIEND: You know, I faced a tiger today!
SECOND FRIEND: Oh really, what happened?
FIRST FRIEND: The tiger looked into my eyes and I looked into his eyes...
SECOND FIRST: Then what happened?
FIRST FRIEND: Then I moved forward...
SECOND FRIEND: What!
FIRST FRIEND: I had to see other animals in the zoo... |
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One
little girl had come to her cousin’s home when she heard the vegetable
vendor shouting outside, telling people that vegetables have arrived. She
also shouted in the same manner, aloud. The cousin told her that she
should not imitate the vendor or she will come and beat her. Even then,
the girl shouted all the more, in imitation. At this the cousin again
scolded her. Being impatient, the little girl asked that cousin : “You
might have got a beating from her earlier isn’t it ??” |
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Little
Tom was in the garden filling in a hole when his neighbor peered over the
fence. Interested in what the cheeky-faced youngster was up to, he
politely asked, 'What are you up to there, Tom?'
'My goldfish died,' replied Tom tearfully, without looking up, 'and I've
just buried him.'
The neighbor was concerned.
'That's an awfully big hole for a goldfish, isn't it?'
Tom patted down the last heap of earth then replied, 'that's because he's
inside your cat. |
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