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Raju
collected lots of money from trick-or-treating and he went to the candy
store to buy some chocolate.
'You should give that money to charity,' said the sales girl.
Raju thought for a moment and said, 'No, I'll buy the chocolate. You give
the money to charity.' |
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One
day a boy was walking down the street when he saw a sea monster standing
on the corner looking lost. The boy put a lead on the sea monster and took
him to the police station. 'You should take him to the museum,' said the
police officer. The next day the police officer saw the boy in the town
still with the monster on a lead. 'I thought I told you to take him to the
museum,' said the policeman. 'I did,' said the boy, 'and today I'm taking
him to the cinema.' |
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Raju:
This morning my dad gave me soap flakes instead of corn flakes for
breakfast!
Ramu: I bet you were mad.
Raju: Mad? I was foaming at the mouth! |
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'I'm very
worried about my little boy's nailbiting habit,' a woman said to her
doctor.
'Nailbiting is very common in youngsters,' said the doctor.
'What! Six inch rusty ones?' |
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Son :
Daddy, have you ever been to Egypt?
Father : No. Why do you ask that?
Son : Well, where did you get this MUMMY then? |
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