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A
little girl, dressed in her Sunday best, was running as fast as she could,
trying not to be late for Bible class. As she ran she prayed, 'Dear Lord,
please don't let me be late! Dear Lord, please don't let me be late!'
As she was running and praying, she tripped on a curb and fell, getting
her clothes dirty and tearing her dress. She got up, brushed herself off,
and started running again. As she ran she once again began to pray, 'Dear
Lord, please don't let me be late... But please don't shove me either!' |
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One
day, a little girl is sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at the
kitchen sink. She suddenly notices that her mother has several strands of
white hair sticking out in contrast on her brunette head. She looks at her
mother and inquisitively asks,
'Why are some of your hairs white, Mom?' Her mother replied,
'Well, every time that you do something wrong and make me cry or unhappy,
one of my hairs turns white.'
The little girl thought about this revelation for a while, and then said,
'So, Momma, how come ALL of grandma's hairs are white?' |
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A
little girl got on her grandpa's lap and said, 'Did God make me?'
'Yes,' the grandpa replied.
'Did God make you too?'
'Yes,' the grandpa said.
'Well,' the little girl said, while running her fingers down his wrinkles
and looking at his thinning hair, 'He sure is doing a better job
nowadays!' |
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A lady
and her baby get on a bus. The bus driver looks at the lady, and then her
baby, and then screams, 'AHHHH! That's the ugliest child I've ever seen in
my life!'
The lady then, totally disgusted, marches up to the back of the bus to sit
down.
As she was sitting there absolutely furious, a man asks, 'Are you ok,
dear?'
The lady replies, 'I'm so angry, that bus driver just insulted me.'
The man says, 'You go back up there and give that bus driver a piece of
your mind, and I'll watch your monkey.' |
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My
grandson, Chris, has worn glasses since the age of three. When he was in
the first grade he came home one day very distressed. Wanting to find out
what was the matter his mother asked, 'Chris, what happened today to upset
you so?'
He answered, 'It's not fair that I'm not allowed to go to the library.'
His mother became very concerned and asked, 'Why aren't you allowed to go
to the library?'
With a tearful reply he said, 'Because, in order to go to the library you
have to have super-vision, and I wear glasses!' |
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