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Teddy
came thundering down the stairs, much to his father's annoyance.
'Teddy,' he called, 'how many more times have I got to tell you to come
downstairs quietly? Now, go back upstairs and come down like a civilized
human being.'
There was a silence, and Teddy reappeared in the front room.
'That's better,' said his father, 'now in future will you always come down
stairs like that.'
'Suits me,' said Teddy. 'I'll slid down the railing.' |
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Free Jokes- Children Jokes >Kids Jokes >Child Jokes |
Two
babies were sitting in their cribs, when one baby shouted to the other,
'Are you a little girl or a little boy?'
'I don't know,' replied the other baby giggling.
'What do you mean, you don't know?' said the first baby. 'Well, I do, I'll
climb into your crib and find out.'
He carefully maneuvered himself into the other baby's crib, then quickly
disappeared beneath the blankets. After a couple of minutes, he resurfaced
with a big grin on his face.
'You're a little girl, and I'm a little boy' he said proudly.
'You're ever so clever,' cooed the baby girl, 'but how can you tell?'
'It's quite easy really,' replied the baby boy, 'You've got pink booties
and I've got blue ones.'
What were you thinking!!! |
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Jane's
father decided to take all the family out to a restaurant for a meal. As
he'd spent quite a lot of money for the meal he said to the waiter, 'Could
I have a bag to take the leftovers home for the dog?'
'Gosh!' exclaimed Jane, 'Are we getting a dog?' |
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Young
female teenager runs into the house one day, she seems to be very agitated
about something. She says, 'Mom, is it true what Mandy just told me?'
'Well, what did she tell you dear?' The teenager says,
'That babies come out of the same place that boy's thingies go in?'
Mother takes a deep breath and says, 'Yes, yes...that's true', relieved
that the subject finally came up, but she didn't have to go into a long
explanation.
Then her daughter continues, 'Oh God! when I have a baby, will it knock my
teeth out???' |
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Wife
to Husband: I think Raju may grow up to be a space scientist. I was
talking to his teacher today and she said he was taking up space. |
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