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Teddy came thundering down the stairs, much to his father's annoyance.

'Teddy,' he called, 'how many more times have I got to tell you to come downstairs quietly? Now, go back upstairs and come down like a civilized human being.'

There was a silence, and Teddy reappeared in the front room.

'That's better,' said his father, 'now in future will you always come down stairs like that.'

'Suits me,' said Teddy. 'I'll slid down the railing.'
 
 

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Two babies were sitting in their cribs, when one baby shouted to the other, 'Are you a little girl or a little boy?'
'I don't know,' replied the other baby giggling.
'What do you mean, you don't know?' said the first baby. 'Well, I do, I'll climb into your crib and find out.'

He carefully maneuvered himself into the other baby's crib, then quickly disappeared beneath the blankets. After a couple of minutes, he resurfaced with a big grin on his face.
'You're a little girl, and I'm a little boy' he said proudly.
'You're ever so clever,' cooed the baby girl, 'but how can you tell?'
'It's quite easy really,' replied the baby boy, 'You've got pink booties and I've got blue ones.'
What were you thinking!!!

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Jane's father decided to take all the family out to a restaurant for a meal. As he'd spent quite a lot of money for the meal he said to the waiter, 'Could I have a bag to take the leftovers home for the dog?'
'Gosh!' exclaimed Jane, 'Are we getting a dog?'
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Young female teenager runs into the house one day, she seems to be very agitated about something. She says, 'Mom, is it true what Mandy just told me?'
'Well, what did she tell you dear?' The teenager says,
'That babies come out of the same place that boy's thingies go in?'
Mother takes a deep breath and says, 'Yes, yes...that's true', relieved that the subject finally came up, but she didn't have to go into a long explanation.
Then her daughter continues, 'Oh God! when I have a baby, will it knock my teeth out???'
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Wife to Husband: I think Raju may grow up to be a space scientist. I was talking to his teacher today and she said he was taking up space.

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