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One
day, a mom was cleaning her son's room, and in the closet she found a
bondage S&M magazine. This was highly upsetting for her. She hid the
magazine until his father got home and showed it to him.
He looked at it, and handed it back to her without a word. She finally
asked him, 'Well, what should we do about this?'
The dad looked at her and said 'Well, I don't think you should spank him.' |
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One
day Timmy was in his back yard digging a hole. His neighbor, seeing him
there, decided to investigate.
'Whatcha doin?' he asked.
'My goldfish died and I'm burying him,' Timmy replied.
'That's an awful big hole for a goldfish, ain't it?' asked the neighbor.
'That's because he's inside your cat!' |
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A
little girl accidentally walks in on her father going to the bathroom.
Shocked, she runs to her mother and cries, 'Mommy! Mommy! Daddy has a big
fat ugly worm hanging out of his wee-wee!'.
'That's not a worm, sweetie,' comforts the mother, 'that's a very
important part of Daddy's body. If Daddy didn't haveone of those, you
wouldn't be here. And, to be perfectly honest ...neither would I.' |
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Boy:
Mom, why can't I swim in Loch Ness?
Mother: Because there are monsters in it.
Boy: But Daddy's swimming there.
Mother: That's different. He's insured |
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A
mother marched her naughty little boy into the doctor's surgery. 'Is it
possible that he could have taken his own tonsils out?' she asked.
'No,' said the doctor.
'I told you so,' said the mother . 'Now, put them back.' |
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