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Raju's
father called up to him, 'Raju, if you don't stop playing that trumpet I
think I'll go crazy.'
'I think you are already,' replied Raju. 'I stopped playing half an hour
ago.' |
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Son:
Daddy, have you ever been to Egypt?
Father: No. Why do you ask that?
Son: Well, where did you get mummy then? |
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John
kept pestering his parents to buy a video, but they said they couldn't
afford one.
So one day John came home clutching a package containing a brand-new
video.
'Wherever did you get the money to pay for that?' asked his father
suspiciously. '.
It's all right, Dad,' replied John, 'I traded the TV in for it!' |
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Mom
and Dad were trying to console Susie, whose dog had recently died.
'You know, it's not your fault that the dog died. He's probably up in
heaven right now, having a grand old time with God.'
Susie, still crying, said 'What would God want with a dead dog?' |
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A
nursery school teacher was delivering a station wagon full of kids home
one day when a fire truck zoomed past. Sitting in the front seat of the
fire truck was a Dalmatian dog.
The children fell to discussing the dog's duties.
'They use him to keep crowds back,' said one youngster.
'No,' said another, 'he's just for good luck.'
Then a third child brought the argument to a close. 'They use the dog,'
she said firmly, 'to find the fire hydrant.' |
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