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The
farmer and his wife had worked hard, scrimped and saved to send their son
to college. As soon as he had enroled, he started to grow a beard. Next he
grew a large moustache and sideburns.
Being pleased with his new hirsute adornment, he had his picture taken and
sent it off to his parents. On the back of the photo he scrawled 'How do
you like it? Don’t I look like a count?'
Shortly after, the son received this terse note: 'You idiot, it cost us a
fortune to send you to college, and you can’t even spell!' |
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Three
mothers were sitting around comparing notes on their exemplary offspring.
'There never was a daughter more devoted than my Alice,' said Mrs. Davis
with a sniff. 'Every summer she takes me to the Catskills for a week, and
every winter we spend a week at Delray Beach.'
'That's nothing compared to what my Anna does for me,' declared Mrs. Jones
proudly. 'Every winter she treats me to two weeks in Miami, and in the
summer two weeks in the Hamptons, in my own private guest house.'
Mrs. Goldbloom sat back with a proud smile. 'Nobody loves her mother like
my Jill does. Nobody.'
'So what does she do?' asked the two women, turning to her.
'Three times a week she gets into a cab, goes to the best psychiatrist in
the city, and pays him a hundred and fifty dollars an hour - just to talk
about me!' |
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Mother: I told you not to eat cake before supper.
Daughter: But Mom, it's part of my homework. 'If you take an eighth of a
cake from a whole cake, how much is left?' |
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Two
boys were having a standard argument about whose father could beat up
whose. One boy said, 'My father is better than your father.'
The other boy said, 'My mother is better than your mother.'
The first boy paused, 'I guess you are right. My father says the same
thing.' |
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A boy
took a summer job and came home one day very excited. 'Dad, I've got some
great news, they've doubled my wages'
'You must have been working very well' replied his father.
'Yes, instead of paying me fifty pounds a week, they're now going to pay
me fifty pounds every two weeks' ! |
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