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Teacher: 'Well, at least there's one thing I can say about your son.'
Father: 'What's that?'
Teacher: 'With grades like these, he couldn't be cheating.' |
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Dad:
Son, what do u want for ur birthday?
Son: Not much dad, Just a radio with a sports car around it. |
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Father: Your teacher says she finds it impossible to teach you anything!
Son:That's why I say she's no good! |
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Three
mischievous boys went to the zoo one Friday for an outing, since they had
been at school all week. They decided to visit the elephant cage, but soon
enough, they were picked up by a cop for causing a commotion. The officer
hauled them off to security for questioning. The supervisor in charge
asked them to give their names and tell what they were doing at the
elephant cage.
The first boy innocently said, 'My name is Gary, and I was just throwing
peanuts into the elephant cage.'
The second added, 'My name is Larry, and all I was doing was throwing
peanuts into the elephant cage.'
The third boy, who was a little shaken up, said, 'Well, my name is Peter,
but all my friends call me Peanuts.' |
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Father
to son after exam:' Let me see your report card.'
Son: 'My friend just borrowed it. He wants to scare his parents.' |
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