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Mom:
Our neighbour's son got 99 marks out of 100.
Dad: Where did that 1 mark go.
Mom: It came to our son. |
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Father
James came home from the James Repair Company to find his son Vicky in
disgrace.
'He's been fighting again. It's those terrible slime children down the
road. They're such a bad influence on him. He learned all about punching
and kicking from them.'
'Yes,' interrupted Vicky, 'but hitting them on the head with an axe was
all my own idea !' |
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A
little boy was attending his first wedding. After the service, his younger
cousin asked him, 'How many women can a man marry?' 'Sixteen.' the boy
responded. His cousin was amazed that he answered so quickly. 'How do you
know that?'
'Easy,' the little boy said, 'all you have to do is add it up, like the
preacher said: 'Four better, four worse, four richer, four poorer'.' |
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When
my three-year-old son opened the birthday gift from his grandmother, he
discovered a water pistol. He squealed with delight and headed for the
nearest sink.
I was not so pleased. I turned to Mom and said, 'I'm surprised at you.
Don't you remember how we used to drive you crazy with water guns?'
Mom smiled and then replied, 'Oh, I remember.' |
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A
neighborhood kid was looking for ways to earn money. He knocked on the
door of one house, and when the man answered the boy asked, 'Hey mister,
got any odd jobs I can do?' The man indeed had a job for the boy to do. He
handed the boy a can of red paint and a brush. 'Paint my porch.' The boy
was eager to do a good job and the man went back inside.
A couple hours later, the boy knocked on the door again. 'Okay, mister,
I'm done painting. But I gotta tell ya, that's not a Porsche, it's a
Mercedes.' |
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