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Boy:
Will you punish me for something I didn't do?
Teacher: Of course not!
Boy: Good, cause I didn't do my homework! |
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My
best lesson in child psychology came when I saw our five-year-old, Steven,
roughly jerking our poodle's leash.
Suddenly his fuming father appeared and asked, 'Do you want to tell me how
sorry you are?'
'I don't know how much you saw!' Steven stammered. |
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Dear
God,
I bet it is very hard for you to love all the people in the world. There
are only four people in our family and I can never do it.
Dear God,
Of all the people who worked for you, I like Noah and David the best.
Dear God,
My brother told me about being born, but it doesn't sound right. They are
just kidding, aren't they?
Dear God,
If you watch me in church Sunday, I'll show you my new shoes.
Dear God,
We read Thomas Edison made light. But in Sunday School, we learned that
you did it. So I bet he stole your idea.
Dear God,
I do not think anybody could be a better God. Well, I just want you to
know that I am not just saying this because you are God already.
Dear God,
Maybe Kane and Abel would not try to kill each other so much if they had
their own rooms. It works with my brother. |
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An
eight-year-old kid swaggered into the lounge and demanded of the barmaid,
'Give me a double Scotch on the rocks.'
'What do you want to do, get me in trouble?' the barmaid asked.
'Maybe later,' the kid said. 'Right now, I just want the Scotch.' |
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A
young boy had just gotten his driving permit. He asked his father, who was
a minister, if they could discuss his use of the car. His father said to
him, 'I'll make a deal with you. You bring your grades up, study your
bible a little, and get your hair cut, then we will talk about it'
A month later the boy came back and again asked his father if they could
discuss his use of the car. His father said, 'Son, I'm real proud of you.
You have brought your grades up, you've studied your bible diligently, but
you didn't get hair cut!'
The young man waited a moment and replied, 'You know dad, I've been
thinking about that. You know Samson had long hair, Moses had long hair,
Noah had long hair, and even Jesus had long hair.'
His father replied, 'Yes son, and they walked everywhere they went!' |
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