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Q. A
Letter Home
Dear Dad,
School is really great. I am making lot$ of friend$ and $tudying very
hard. With all my $tuff, I $imply can't think of anything I need, $o if
you would like, you can ju$t $end me a card, a$ I would love to hear from
you.
Your $on.
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Dear Son,
I kNOw that astroNOmy, ecoNOmics, and oceaNOgraphy are eNOugh to keep even
an hoNOr student busy. Do NOt forget that the pursuit of kNOwledge is a
NOble task, and you can never study eNOugh.
Love,
DadWhy did Mickey Mouse get shot?
A. Because Donald Ducked. |
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father and his small son were standing in front of the tiger's cage at the
zoo. Father was explaining how ferocious and strong tigers are, and junior
was taking it all in with a serious expression. Dad,' the boy said
finally, 'if the tiger got out of his cage and ate you up ...' 'Yes, son?'
the father said expectantly. 'What bus should I take home?' the boy
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Mama:
eat your spinach, dear; it makes strong teeth.
Johnny: Why don't you feed it to Grandpa? |
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'Grandpa. can you make a noise like
a frog?'
'I don't think I've ever tried, my lad.
Why?'
'Cos Dad says we'll get $10,000 when
you croak.' |
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The guest
was staring at his host's son
who was driving nails into his expensive
furniture. He turned to his host and said,
'Don't you find it expensive to let your
son play a game like that?'
'Oh not really,' said the host, 'I buy
the nails wholesale.' |
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