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A rather
stern aunt had been staying
with
Sharon's
parents and one day she said
to the little girl, 'Well,
Sharon,
I'm going
tomorrow. Are you sorry?'
'Oh, yes, Auntie,' replied
Sharon.
'I
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Mr. &
Mrs Santa Singh were delighted when their long wait to adopt a baby came
to an end. The adoption center called and told them that they had a
wonderful Kerala boy, and the couple took him without hesitation.
On the way home from the adoption center, they stopped by the local
college so they each could enroll in night courses.
After they filled out the forms, the registration clerk inquired, 'What
possessed you to study Malayalam?'
The couple said proudly, 'We just adopted a Kerala baby, and in a year or
so he'll start to talk. We just want to be able to understand him.' |
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'Daddy,' said a six-year-old boy, 'I'd like to get married.'
'Sure, son.' said his father. 'Anyone special in mind?'
'Yes,' answered the boy. 'Grandma.'
'Now, wait a minute,' said his father.
'You don't think I'd let you marry my mother, do you!!'
'Why not?' the boy asked. 'You married mine.' |
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'John
: 'Is that Father Brown, the Headmaster?'
Headmaster : 'Yes'
John : 'Today John can't come to school because he has
chicken pox'
Headmaster : 'That's all right. By the way, may I know who's
talking??'
John : 'My father Sir!!!' |
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It's a
sunny morning in the Big Forest and the Bear familyare just waking up.
Baby Bear goes downstairs and sits in his small chair at the table. He
looks into his small bowl.
It’s empty!
'Who's been eating my porridge?!' he squeaks. Daddy Bear arrives at the
table and sits in his big chair. He looks into his big bowl. It’s also
empty!
'Who's been eating my porridge?!' he roars.
Mummy Bear puts her head through the serving hatch from the kitchen and
screams, 'For God's sake, how many times do we have to go through this? I
haven't made the damn porridge yet!!' |
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