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Two
small boys met during their first day at school.
'My name is Billy. What's yours?' asked the first boy.
'Tommy,' replied the second.
'My Daddy's an accountant. What does your Daddy do for a living?' asked
Billy.
Tommy replied, 'My Daddy's a lawyer.'
'Honest?' asked Billy.
'No, just the regular kind,' replied Tommy. |
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Miss
Jones had been giving her second-grade students a lesson on science. She
had explained about magnets and showed how they would pick up nails and
other bits of iron. Now it was question time and she asked, 'My name
begins with the letter 'M' and I pick up things. What am I?'
A little boy on the front row said, 'You're a mother.' |
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A
little girl and a little boy were at day care one day.
The girl approaches the boy and says, 'Hey Stevie, wanna play house?'
He says, 'Sure! What do you want me to do?'
The girl replies, 'I want you to communicate.'
He says to her, 'That word is too big. I have no idea what it means.'
The little girl smirks and says, 'Perfect. You can be the husband.' |
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A
certain little girl, when asked her name, would reply, 'I'm Mr.
Sugarbrown's daughter.' Her mother told her this was wrong, she must say,
'I'm Jane Sugarbrown..'
The Vicar spoke to her in Sunday School, and said, 'Aren't you Mr.
Sugarbrown's daughter?' She replied, 'I thought I was, but Mother says I'm
not.' |
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Kyle
and Justin were about to eat with the baby-sitter when 6 year old Kyle
said, 'You can't sit in Daddy's seat!'
'Daddy's not home,' the babysitter replied. 'Since I'm responsible for you
while he's gone, I can sit here. Today I'm the boss.'
Justin, the 4 year old, quickly piped up, 'If you're the boss, you sit
over there -- in Mommy's chair!' |
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