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Two
children were sitting outside a clinic. One of them was crying very
loudly.
2nd Child: Why are you crying?
1st Child: I came here for blood test.
2nd Child: So? Are you afraid?
1st Child: No. Not that. For the blood test, they cut my finger.
At this, the second one started crying. The first one was astonished.
1st Child: Why are you crying now?
2nd Child: I have come for my urine test! |
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Teacher : ' George Washington not only chopped down his father's Cherry
tree, but also admitted doing it. Now do you know why his father didn't
punish him ? '
One Student: ' Because George still had the axe in his hand.' |
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There
was an accident at the turning. People gathered around the scene and at
the same time there was this photo journalist. The smart guy he is, he
wanted to cover the story first. But it looked difficult to get to the
spot of accident with so many people. He had a quick idea. At the top of
his pitch he yelled, 'EXCUSE ME, I AM THE SON OF THE VICTIM. PLEASE LET ME
IN.'
With an expression of dismay the people gave way to the journalist. He was
happy to see his plan work. He easily made his way through people. When he
got to the spot he finds a dead donkey beneath the car! |
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A
little girl and a little boy were at daycare.
The girl approached the boy and said, 'Hey, Stevie, wanna play house?'
He said, 'Sure! What do you want me to do?'
The girl replied, 'I want you to communicate.'
He said to her, 'That word is too big. I have no idea what it means.'
The little girl smirked and said, 'Perfect. You can be the husband.' |
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A
pastor was giving a lesson to a group of children on the 23rd Psalm. He
noticed that one of the little boys seemed disquieted by the phrase
'Surely, goodness and mercy will follow me all the days of my life...'
'What's wrong with that, Johnny?' the pastor asked.
'Well,' answered Johnny, 'I understand about having goodness and mercy,
for God is good. But I'm not sure I'd like Shirley following me around all
the time.' |
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