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Little
Johnny and his family lived in the country, and as a result seldom had
guests. He was eager to help his mother after his father appeared with two
dinner guests from the office.
When the dinner was nearly over, Little Johnny went to the kitchen and
proudly carried in the first piece of apple pie, giving it to his father
who passed it to a guest. Little Johnny came in with a second piece of pie
and gave it to his
father, who again gave it to a guest.
This was too much for Little Johnny, who said, 'It's no use, Dad. The
pieces are all the same size.' |
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A
priest was walking along the corridor of the parochial school near the
preschool wing when a group of little ones were trotting by on the way to
the cafeteria. One little lad of about three or four stopped and looked at
him in his clerical clothes and asked, 'Why do you dress funny?'
He told him he was a priest and this is the uniform priests wear. Then the
boy pointed to the priest's collar tab and asked, 'Do you have an owie?'
The priest was perplexed till he realized that to him the collar tab
looked like a band aid.
So the priest took it out and handed it to the boy to show him. On the
back of the tab are letters giving the name of the manufacturer. The
little guy felt the letters, and the priest asked, 'Do you know what those
words say?'
'Yes, I do,' said the lad who was not old enough to read. Peering intently
at the letters he said, 'Kills ticks and fleas up to six months!' |
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SON:
Dad I want an increase in my pocket money. You see the cost of living has
gone up too much.
FATHER: But how could that be? A day ago it was announced that the
inflation has fallen by 4%.
SON: C'mon dad who would you believe? The ministry of finance or YOUR OWN
SON? |
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A
teacher-student conversation!
Teacher: What is a skeleton?
Student: A person who started dieting but forgot to stop. |
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A boy
told his father that he wouldn't call him in his marriage.
The father asked, 'why won't you call me?'
The boy replied, 'Because you didn't call me in your marriage.'' |
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