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Three
boys from three different places met one day.
The first boy said, 'It's so cold in my town that we have to use ten
blankets at night!'
The second one said, 'So what... in my town, it gets so cold that we have
to use at least thirty blankets!'
The last boy said, 'That's nothing! In my town, it gets so cold that the
cows give ice cream instead of milk!' |
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Son:
Daddy is this saying,' An apple a day keeps the doctor away' correct.
Daddy: Yes.
Son: Give me an apple.
Daddy: Why do you suddenly want an apple?
Son: While playing cricket I broke a widow pane of a dispensary and the
doctor is running behind me now. |
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A lady
lost her handbag in the bustle of shopping at the mall. It was found by
an honest little boy and returned to her. Looking in her purse, she
commented,
'Hmmm.... That's funny. When I lost my bag there was a $20 bill in it. Now
there are twenty $1 bills.' |
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Why do
little boys whine?
Because they are practsing to be men!! |
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A
mother and a baby camel were talking one day when the baby camel asked,
'Mom, why do we have these huge three-toed feet?'
The mother replied, 'Well son, when we trek across the desert, our toes
will help us stay on top of the soft sand.'
Two minutes later the young camel asked, 'Mom, why do we have these long
eyelashes?'
They are there to keep the sand out of our eyes on the trips through the
desert,' the mother said.
'Mom, why have we got these great big humps on our back?'
'They are there to help us store water for our long treks
across the desert, so we can go without drinking for long
periods of time.'
'So we have huge feet to stop us from sinking, long eyelashes to keep the
sand out of our eyes, and these humps to store water.'
'Yes dear,' said the mother.
'So why are we in the San Diego Zoo?' |
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