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Coming
home from his Little League game, Billy swung open the front door very
excited. Unable to attend the game, his father immediately wanted to know
what happened.
'So, how did you do, son?' he asked.
'You'll never believe it!' Billy said. 'I was responsible for the winning
run!'
'Really? How'd you do that?'
'I dropped the ball.' |
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Two
young boys were spending the night at their grandparents the week before
Christmas. At bedtime, the two boys knelt beside their beds to say their
prayers when the youngest one began praying at the top of his lungs.
'I PRAY FOR A NEW BICYCLE...
I PRAY FOR A NEW NINTENDO...
I PRAY FOR A NEW VCR...'
His older brother leaned over and nudged the younger brother and said,
'Why are you shouting your prayers? God isn't deaf.' To which the little
brother replied, 'No, but Grandma is!' |
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A
nursery school teacher was delivering a station wagon full of kids home
one day when a fire truck zoomed past. Sitting in the front seat of the
fire truck was a Dalmatian dog.
The children fell to discussing the dog's duties.
'They use him to keep crowds back,' said one youngster.
'No,' said another, 'he's just for good luck.'
A third child brought the argument to a close. 'They use the dogs,' she
said firmly, 'to find the fire hydrant.' |
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A
mother was preparing pancakes for her sons, Kevin, 5, and Ryan, 3. The
boys began to argue over who would get the first pancake. Their mother saw
the opportunity for a moral lesson. If Jesus were sitting here, He would
say, 'Let my brother have the first pancake. I can wait.'
Kevin turned to his younger brother and said, 'Ryan, you be Jesus.' |
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Little
Susie came running into the house after school one day, shouting, 'Daddy!
Daddy! I got a 100 in school today!'
'That's great, Sweetheart,' said her daddy.
'Come in to the living room and tell me about it.'
'Well,' began the confession, 'I got 50 in spelling, 30 in maths and 20 in
science. |
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