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cowboy told his grandson the secret to a long life.
He said, 'You gotta sprinkle a little gunpowder on your oatmeal, see. If
you do, you'll live to a nice ripe old age.'
So the cowboy did this religiously every day, and sure enough, lived to
the nice ripe old age of 96.
When he died he left behind 4 children, 8 grandchildren, 15
great-grandchildren
...and a 16 foot hole in the wall of the crematorium. |
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girl: 'Why does your son say, 'Cluck, cluck, cluck?''
Mother: 'Because he thinks he's a chicken.'
Little girl: 'Why don't you tell him he's not a chicken?'
Mother: 'Because we need the eggs.' |
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tintu:
Mohan is your refigerator running?
Mohan: Yes it is running.
Tintu: Than start running after it. |
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little boy asked his father, 'Daddy, how much does it cost to get
married?'
And the father replied, 'I don't know, son, I'm still paying for it.' |
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little girl and a little boy are at day care one day. The girl approaches
the boy and says, 'Hey Tommy, wanna play house?'
He says, 'Sure! What do you want me to do?'
The girl replies, 'I want you to communicate your thoughts.' |
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