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'Communicate my thoughts?' said a bewildered Tommy. 'I have no idea what
that means.'
The little girl smirks and says, 'Perfect. You can be the husband.' |
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Phone
rings; little boy answers. Salesman says 'Can I
speak to your father?'. Little boy whispers 'He's busy.'
'What is he doing?' 'Talking to the firemen.'
'Okay, can I speak to your mother?' Little boy
whispers 'She's busy.' 'What is she doing?' 'Talking to
the policemen.'
Salesman says 'Let me get this straight-- there is no
adult I can speak to right now because they are all
talking to the police or the firemen. What's going on?'
Little boy whispers 'They're lookin' for ME!' |
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Daddy
asked his little girl - Why did you give the dog so much food today?
The little girl replied: I told my friend that I'd made a bowl of food for
my dog and she said, 'I did too.' Well my dog is better so I did three
bowls. |
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It was
the first day of school. A first grade teacher
walked into her classroom. Then she sat down and
said,'Hello students. My name is Mrs.Young. I would like
you to all tell me what you did this summer. Use grown-
up words though. Kayla, what did you do?' 'I went riding
on the choo-choo at Disney Land.' ' Not choo-choo,
train.' Mrs.Young corrected. ' What did you do this
summer Joann?' Mrs.Young asked.'I went to Texas to see
my granny.' 'Not ganny, grandmother.' ' And what did you
do over the summer Billy?' Mrs.Young asked.
'I read Winnie the Shit.' |
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Johnny
comes back from school crying and says, 'Mommy all the kids in the school
say I have a big head.'
His mother replies, 'No you don't Johnny. You have a hideously deformed
head. The other children are merely hiding the truth to protect your
feelings.' |
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