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Several men
are sitting around in the locker room of a private club after exercising,
when
suddenly a cell phone sitting on the bench rings. One of the men picks it
up, and the following
conversation ensues:
'Hello?'
'Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?'
'Yes.'
'Great! I'm at the mall two blocks from where you are. I just saw a
beautiful mink coat.
It's absolutely gorgeous! Can I buy it?'
'What's the price?'
'Only $1,500.00.'
'Okay, but for that price I want it with all the extras.'
'Great! But before we hang up, there's something else...'
'Yes?'
'It might seem like a lot, but I was reconciling your bank account and...I
stopped by the real
estate agent this morning and saw the house we looked at last year is on
sale! Remember? The
one with a pool, English garden, an acre of park area, beachfront
property...'
'How much are they asking?'
'Only $450,000...a magnificent price...and I see that we have that much in
the bank...'
'Well, then, go ahead and buy it, but only bid $420,000. Okay?'
'Okay, sweetie...Thanks! I'll see you later! I love you!'
'Bye...' The man hangs up, closes the phone flap, and yells, 'Hey, does
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A man went
into a club leading a snake on a string. The barman took a poor view of
this, and fetched the secretary, who said: 'Hey, is that snake poisonous?'
'Yes.' 'then what happens if he bites one of the members?' 'Oh that's no
trouble, he just gets a friend to suck the wound.' 'Suppose he gets bitten
on his backside?' 'That's when he finds out who his friends are!'
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The doctor
answered the phone and heard the familiar voice of a colleague on the
other end of the line. 'We need a fourth for poker,' said his friend.
'I'll be right over,' whispered the doctor.
As he was putting on his coat, his wife asked, 'Is it serious?'
'Oh, yes, quite serious,' said the doctor, gravely. 'Why there are three
doctors there already!'
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10) I have 10 more silk shirts like this one. 9) Are you attached or
unattached? 8) I know a great place where they serve 'cholay' by
candlelight. 7) You look as sweet as a 'jalabee'. 6) If I were a raja, I'd
make you my rani. 5) How would you like to be my 'galabjam'? 4) How're you
doing my little laddoo? 3) Say, aren't you box 205, fair,slim, attractive
and university educated? 2) 'Oh kiddan, babe?' How's it going babe?) 1) 'Tera
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A gang of robbers broke into a lawyer's club by mistake. The old legal
lions gave them a fight for their life and their money. The gang was very
happy to escape.
'It ain't so bad,' one crook noted. 'We got Rs.25,000 between us.'
The boss screamed: 'I warned you to stay clear of lawyers--we had
Rs.100000 when we broke in!' |
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