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On the top
of a tall building in a large city, there was a bar. In this bar, a man
was drinking heavily. He would ask the bartender for a tequila shot, then
walk out to the balcony and jump off.
Minutes later, he would appear in the elevator and repeat the whole
process.
This one guy watched this happen a number of times until curiosity got the
better of him. Finally, he went up to the man and asked, 'Hey, you keep
drinkin', then jumpin' off the balcony. And yet, minutes later, you're
back again. How do you do it?'
'Well, the shot of tequila provides a buoyancy such that when I get near
the ground, I slow down and land gently. It's lots of fun. You should try
it.' The guy, who was also quite pissed out of his gourd, thought to
himself, 'Hey,why not?' So he goes to the bar, drinks a shot of tequila,
then walks out to the balcony, jumps off, and whooooooooooooo, splat!
The bartender looks over at the first guy and says, 'Superman, you're a
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A man in a bar sees a friend
at a table, drinking by himself.
Approaching the friend he comments, 'You look terrible. What's the
problem?'
'My mother died in June,' he said, 'and left me Rs.10,000.'
'Gee, that's tough,' he replied.
'Then in July,' the friend continued, 'My father died, leaving me
Rs.50,000.'
'Wow. Two parents gone in two months. No wonder you're depressed.'
'And last month my aunt died, and left me Rs.15,000.'
'Three close family members lost in three months? How sad.'
'Then this month,' continued, the friend, 'nothing!' |
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A fellow in a bar notices a
woman, always alone, come in on a fairly regular basis. After the second
week, he made his move.
'No thank you,' she said politely. 'This may sound rather odd in this day
and age, but I'm keeping myself pure until I meet the man I love.'
'That must be rather difficult,' the man replied.
'Oh, I don't mind too much,' she said.
'But, it has my husband pretty upset.'
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A guy goes into a bar, orders
twelve shots, and starts drinking them as fast as he can. The bartender
says, 'Dang, why are you drinking so fast?'
The guy says, 'You would be drinking fast, too, if you had what I had.'
The bartender asks, 'What do you have?'
The guy answers, '75 cents.' |
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A guy walks into a bar and
orders 6 shooters. The bartender says, 'Looks like you are
having a bad day.' The guy says, 'Am I ever! To start, I woke up late for
work. On my
way to work I got in an accident. When I got to work I was four hours
late, so the boss
fired me. Then to top everything off I came home to my wife alone with my
best friend.'
The bartender says, 'What did you say to your wife?'
The guy says, 'I told her to get out, and I never want to see her again.'
The bartender says, 'What did you say to your best friend?''
The guy says, ''I said BAD DOG!'' |
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