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Two hydrogen atoms in a bar.
One says to the other 'I've lost my electron'.
'That's terrible' says the other 'Are you sure?'.
'I'm positive' |
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This guy walks into a bar with
a chunk of asphalt under his arm, leans over to the bartender and says, 'Gimme
a beer... and one for the road.' |
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A rope went
into a bar and ordered a drink. The bartender said, 'We don’t serve your
kind here.'
So, the rope went into the rest room, shook himself around and tied
himself into a knot.
After that, the rope went back into the bar and again ordered a drink. The
bartender said, 'Aren’t you the same rope that I refused to serve before?'
The rope answered, 'No, I’m afraid not.
(think about it...) |
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A man was sitting in a bar and
noticed a group of people using sign language. He also noticed that the
bartender was using sign language to speak to them.
When the bartender returned to him, the man asked how he had learned to
use sign language. The bartender explained that these were regular
customers who had taught him to sign. The man thought that was great.
A few minutes later, the man noticed that the people in the group were
waving their hands around very wildly.
The bartender looked over and signed, 'Now cut that out! I warned you!'
and threw the group out of the bar.
The man asked why he had done that, and the bartender said, 'If I told
them once, I've told them 100 times -- NO SINGING IN THE BAR!' |
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A man walks into a bar, and
orders a beer. As he sits there, the jar of nuts on the bar tells him what
a nice shirt he is wearing. Disturbed by this, he goes to the cigarette
vending machine to buy a pack of smokes. As he approaches the machine, it
starts screaming and shouting at him. He runs to the bar and explains this
to the barman. The barman apologizes and says 'The peanuts are
complimentary, but the cigarette machine is out of order'! |
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