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A man walks into a bar and
asks for a beer and the man right beside
him asks for a water. The man decides to leave after his first beer.
He goes to another bar and asks for a beer, the same guy comes and
asks for a water again. The man is getting freaked out so he leaves
without finishing his beer.
He goes to a different bar and asks for a beer, the same guy comes
in and gets a glass of water. So the man is really wondering who he
is, so he asks the guy beside him: 'Who are you and why are you
following me around?'
The guy replies: 'I'm your taxi driver!!' |
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A man walked into a bar and
ordered martini after martini, each time
removing the olives and placing them in a jar. When the jar was
filled with olives and all the drinks consumed, the man started to
leave.
'Excuse me,' said a customer, who was puzzled over what the man had
done.
'What was that all about?'
'Nothing,' said the man, 'my wife just sent me out for a jar of
olives.' |
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This guy walks into a bar,
carrying a crocodile and a chicken. He
sets them down on the stool next to him, and says to the
uncertain-looking bartender, 'I'll have a Scotch and Soda.'
Then the crocodile says 'And I'll have a Whiskey Sour.'
The dumbfounded bartender gasps, 'That's incredible; I've never seen
a crocodile that could talk!'
The guy says 'He can't; the chicken is a ventriloquist.' |
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A guy walks in a bar, and buys
a huge beer. Then he sees someone he knows, and decides to go and say hi
to them, but he does not want to drag his beer mug with him.
So he sets it on a table, along with a note 'I spit in this beer' hoping
that noone will steal it then.
Upon return, he sees another note saying 'Me too!' |
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A guy with a very small head
was sitting at a bar, drinking, when the bartender asked him why his head
was so small. The man sighed.
'I was walking along the beach one day and happened upon a lamp. A
beautiful genie came out of the lamp and said that she would grant me 3
wishes. First, I wished for all the money in the world. Then I wished for
the biggest mansion in all the world.'
'Yeah?'
'And then I wished for a little head.' |
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